love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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