You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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