The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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