worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I am naked and annoyed.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
