i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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