yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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