And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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