So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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