is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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