Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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