She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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