Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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