his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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