From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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