To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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