is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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