brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
third nipple confirmed
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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