arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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