You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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