It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
