i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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