We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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