I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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