and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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