i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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