You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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