Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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