I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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