he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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