In the future we'll all be gay
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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