She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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