And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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