i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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