I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
