Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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