yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She bit a glass in half.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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