I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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