I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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