Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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