It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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