Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
This toilet bowl is my home.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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