...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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