whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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