i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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