have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Every concussion has its silver lining
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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