p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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