How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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