Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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