Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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