We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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