then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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