so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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