Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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