and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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