He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Houston, we have a blender
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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