I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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