But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
What a dumb baby whore.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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