Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
organizing the empties. That sober.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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