Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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