Sry I called you an 8
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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